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[Lord of the Clocks pt. 1ð]

I rarely get this pumped up

This movie sent volumes of unknown volatile fluids out of every one of my orafices. It usually takes me hours to get this excited from watching Full House, and days from watching two 6-year old siamese twins seperate themselves, oddly enough attached by the scrotum, by gnawing away the excess skin. Good work StrangeClock, good HARD work to be correct. My favorite part about this movie was the interactive software you implanted; do I smell a hint of C++? The plot, nothing short of cockwrenching. The character development, only my dead daughter could say nothing positive. All this came together to eclipse my orgasm from breakfast in a new enlightenment of this afternoon.

I thank you for invigorating such emotions.

StrangeClock responds:

Your dead daughter did lay with the town vicar

I am sorry to have to bring you this sad news ;(

Happy Clock Day

[TreeClock pwns a puppy!]

That puppy had it coming

The style of this made me remember of the dark entrance scene of the movie Schindler's List. Although, you lack crucial elements of theme, for example: no murderous Germans, I still commendyou for your enthusiastic approach to the subject. Thanks to you, a holocaust has been avoided.

Siddartha Bless Canada

LotusClock responds:

No problem. ^-^ We Clocks always make movies to make the world a better place to live.

[clock crew snaps back!]

HEY1!

This movie gets 10 out of 10 because its probably the wittiest satire of Home Alone 3 I've ever seen. Party monster would be proud!

peyoteclock responds:

davey, how come you're the man?

[The Clock Crew Alphabet]

Tres Bien

I felt the emotion and the power come from that. Oh, and rhyming "way" with "way"...beautiful

:)

biblo responds:

i rhymed "go away" with "anyway" not the same

[Just Another Avant Day 2]

Just another awesome

awesme vide. I may saysober but I would rather say incredible movie. I will definately be watching this agian sometime soon.

Mek1985 responds:

Penny Bain is hot

[CabbageClock...]

ITS A MIRACLE!!!!!!!!!!

YAY 111111111111111111111111111111
THE CABSTER IS BACk

CabbageClock responds:

BACK IN BLACK. GREEN.